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Reckoning with December
December is a time of reckoning.
John R
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Breaking Better
Look on the bright side, says Monty Python. Sometimes, you just gotta do exactly that.
John R
3 min read
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Annual Friend or Foe Quiz
It’s quiz time, and what self-respecting gardener doesn’t love a rousing no-consequences brain tickler? Truthfully, I’m not that fond of...
John R
4 min read
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Dandelions—To Be or Not To Be?
Dandelions are the scourge of the suburban lawn—or are they?
John R
3 min read
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Artificially Intelligent
Come to think about it, what are those things coming out of the ground?
John R
3 min read
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A True and Actual Pain in the Ass
When life gives you hurts, make hurtinade.
John R
3 min read
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The Return of Snidely Whiplash
I don't mean to complain and whine. It's just that I'm so good at it.
John R
2 min read
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Where Are the Dead Birds?
Inquiring minds want to know. And so do I.
John R
3 min read
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More Pepper Dreams
Helpful advice for growing chilies.
John R
2 min read
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Cabbage Whites Save Summer!
They're happy little butterflies, but maybe they have a dark side?
John R
2 min read
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Slings and Arrows
The Tree Guy tried to pin this one on me. I’m not buying it.
John R
3 min read
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Tater-rific
Welcome to the Blind Pig edition of Schiddygarden.
John R
3 min read
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A Few Words from the Peanut Gallery
Sometimes a great notion simply doesn’t fly.
John R
3 min read
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Flickers of Hope
That burst of sound cracks open the doldrums of winter with its insistence of spring.
John R
3 min read
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Camellia, We Feel Ya
How to grow incredible camellias without even trying. At all.
John R
3 min read
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Ivy Be-leaguer-ed
Ivy grows like crazy. What's not to like?
John R
3 min read
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It's Going to Be a Scrumptious 2021
Having breakfast outside in the sun is one of humankind’s most rewarding experiences .
John R
2 min read
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Are Those Bulbs in My Pants?
Planting a completely whacked-out flower bed that defies common sense.
John R
2 min read
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Mutiny of the Bounty
I don’t particularly care for cabbages and radishes, but I’m a sucker for alliteration.
John R
2 min read
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Memento Mori
Along came a Latrodectus and sat down for a semi-serious chat.
John R
3 min read
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